[Male]
Last week, I flew to San Diego to see my auntie
On day one, I met her hot step-daughter
She's a cheerleader, she's a virgin, and she's really tan
As she stepped out of her ma**ive car
I could only notice she was more than f**able
I think she was coming back from the game or something
Cause she was holding those silly pom-poms
On day two, I f**ed her, and it was wild
She's such a s*ut
[Hook]
I f**ed my American c*nt
I loved my English romance
I f**ed my American c*nt
I loved my English romance
It was dirty, a dream came true
Just like I like it, she's got nice tits
It was perfect, a dream came true
Just like a song by Blink-182
[Female]
Okay, listen girls
I met the hottest guy ever
Basically, as I was stepping out of my SUV
I came face to face with my step-cousin or whatever, who cares?
Anyway, he was wearing skinny jeans, had funky hair
And the cutest British accent ever
Straight away, I could tell he was rocker
From his s**y attitutde and the way he looked at me
Mmmmmm, he is totally awesome!
Oh my god, I think I'm in love
[Hook]
It was so nice to meet you
(The pleasure was mine, I do like you
Come to cancun for spring break)
I'll think about it, it could be great
(And don't forget to send me a friend request!)
As if...