The Teenagers - Homecoming lyrics

[Male] Last week, I flew to San Diego to see my auntie On day one, I met her hot step-daughter She's a cheerleader, she's a virgin, and she's really tan As she stepped out of her ma**ive car I could only notice she was more than f**able I think she was coming back from the game or something Cause she was holding those silly pom-poms On day two, I f**ed her, and it was wild She's such a s*ut [Hook] I f**ed my American c*nt I loved my English romance I f**ed my American c*nt I loved my English romance It was dirty, a dream came true Just like I like it, she's got nice tits It was perfect, a dream came true Just like a song by Blink-182 [Female] Okay, listen girls I met the hottest guy ever Basically, as I was stepping out of my SUV I came face to face with my step-cousin or whatever, who cares? Anyway, he was wearing skinny jeans, had funky hair And the cutest British accent ever Straight away, I could tell he was rocker From his s**y attitutde and the way he looked at me Mmmmmm, he is totally awesome! Oh my god, I think I'm in love [Hook] It was so nice to meet you (The pleasure was mine, I do like you Come to cancun for spring break) I'll think about it, it could be great (And don't forget to send me a friend request!) As if...