You always drive a minivan and you're in the triple a
You keep your kids locked in the house to prevent social decay
You always go the extra mile to keep your children safe
It's a false security to teach your kids how to hate
PTA mom put a ban on hugs
PTA mom put a ban on d**
PTA mom put a ban on guns
PTA mom put a ban on gun
You keep them tied to the couch so they can't run and be free
They're learning hate and crime from watching your big fat screen tv
Your children tell you where they are, but they know it's just a joke
They go behind the neighbor's fence, just to have a smoke
f** you PTA mom