The Shakers - PTA Mom lyrics

You always drive a minivan and you're in the triple a You keep your kids locked in the house to prevent social decay You always go the extra mile to keep your children safe It's a false security to teach your kids how to hate PTA mom put a ban on hugs PTA mom put a ban on d** PTA mom put a ban on guns PTA mom put a ban on gun You keep them tied to the couch so they can't run and be free They're learning hate and crime from watching your big fat screen tv Your children tell you where they are, but they know it's just a joke They go behind the neighbor's fence, just to have a smoke f** you PTA mom