Joy to the world I got in my car
And almost k**ed everyone
I almost k**ed everyone
I almost k**ed a kid for Chirstmas
He almost had to f**ing flee
And if I didn't stop for him
His guts would be all over the street
All of the other drivers
Used to laugh and call me names (Used to?)
Cause they said my driving
Was really f**ing lame (Cause it is!)
Then one foggy Christmas eve
I got real f**ing drunk
I got into my sh**ty car
And almost k**ed them all
Then all the other drivers
As they shouted out with hate (f** you!)
We'll f**ing k** you next year
Just you f**ing wait