The Sensitive Nachos - I Almost k**ed A Kid For Christmas lyrics

Joy to the world I got in my car And almost k**ed everyone I almost k**ed everyone I almost k**ed a kid for Chirstmas He almost had to f**ing flee And if I didn't stop for him His guts would be all over the street All of the other drivers Used to laugh and call me names (Used to?) Cause they said my driving Was really f**ing lame (Cause it is!) Then one foggy Christmas eve I got real f**ing drunk I got into my sh**ty car And almost k**ed them all Then all the other drivers As they shouted out with hate (f** you!) We'll f**ing k** you next year Just you f**ing wait