T'ain't no use to keep your seat
For you simply can't control your feet
When Erastus plays his old kazoo
Though he plays in just one key,
It's a regular ol' down symphony
When Erastus plays his old kazoo
He goes and "Vo-do-dee-o, vo-do-dee-o, vo-do-dee-o"
You can't stop singing
"Oh-do-dee-o, oh-do-dee-o, oh-do-dee-o"
Your ears keep ringing
Ev-ery operatic star
Throws away his whole darn repertoire
When Erastus plays his old kazoo