The Savoy Orpheans - When Erastus Plays His Old Kazoo lyrics

T'ain't no use to keep your seat For you simply can't control your feet When Erastus plays his old kazoo Though he plays in just one key, It's a regular ol' down symphony When Erastus plays his old kazoo He goes and "Vo-do-dee-o, vo-do-dee-o, vo-do-dee-o" You can't stop singing "Oh-do-dee-o, oh-do-dee-o, oh-do-dee-o" Your ears keep ringing Ev-ery operatic star Throws away his whole darn repertoire When Erastus plays his old kazoo