[Steve]
It's time for a tale of the untold love
Between two simple souls
One was a boy the other a man
Wait wait wait, hear us out!
They say that incest just ain't right
And I would tend to agree
It'll please you to hear that this ain't that
And has nothing to do with me!
[Rory]
I first met Dave when I was young
Too young some would say
We hit it off like a house on fire
Music was our game
We sang about eating snacks
Biscuits and the like
It all was fun and innocent
Dreams of taking the mic'
Give me an E, I'll exchange you a B
Sugar coated raisins' sounds just fine to me
Take out that G, put in a C
Walking on a dessert island, Lancelot and me
Finished off the album
"What next?" I ask aloud
"Bend over" was the reply
I didn't make a sound
Awkwardness came afterwards
Embarrasment and regret
I couldn't remember much of it
Something made me forget...
[David]
"Drop you an E, I'll have my fun with thee
Do the crime f** the time, down South I shall flee
Take out the girth, my name is Picklesworth
Bump and grind all the time, little Rory and me
Bump and grind all the time - little Rory and me!!!"
[Bob]
I heard this story recently
Quiet shocked I was indeed
I won't be playing similar games
Regardless of the deed
I'm simply here to rock the show
An OAP? Hell no!
Here's the moment you've been waiting for
An extended ba** solo