The Ill-Fitting Garibaldis - Painful Tale Of Rory's McButt lyrics

[Steve] It's time for a tale of the untold love Between two simple souls One was a boy the other a man Wait wait wait, hear us out! They say that incest just ain't right And I would tend to agree It'll please you to hear that this ain't that And has nothing to do with me! [Rory] I first met Dave when I was young Too young some would say We hit it off like a house on fire Music was our game We sang about eating snacks Biscuits and the like It all was fun and innocent Dreams of taking the mic' Give me an E, I'll exchange you a B Sugar coated raisins' sounds just fine to me Take out that G, put in a C Walking on a dessert island, Lancelot and me Finished off the album "What next?" I ask aloud "Bend over" was the reply I didn't make a sound Awkwardness came afterwards Embarrasment and regret I couldn't remember much of it Something made me forget... [David] "Drop you an E, I'll have my fun with thee Do the crime f** the time, down South I shall flee Take out the girth, my name is Picklesworth Bump and grind all the time, little Rory and me Bump and grind all the time - little Rory and me!!!" [Bob] I heard this story recently Quiet shocked I was indeed I won't be playing similar games Regardless of the deed I'm simply here to rock the show An OAP? Hell no! Here's the moment you've been waiting for An extended ba** solo