I love the Bible
It tells me what I'm meant to believe
And I go to church to sing and be happy
The fact that the priest talks sh**
Never puts me off
Yeah, Jesus sounds like a good guy
And all of his disciples too
I love the Bible
It's my favourite of all the books
I don't like witchcraft and wizardry
Unless it's Jesus
Jesus is my best friend
Better than all the rest
And my love for him
Will never be put to the test
Someone told me the Bible
Isn't true and now I'm all upset
I don't know what to believe
So I'll read what's hot off the press
Now I read celebrity gossip
And I worship Brad and Ang'
I think maybe Jesus
Wasn't that good at all
So maybe the Bible
Isn't that good
After all
I now like witchcraft and wizardry
But not Jesus Christ
Harry Potter is my best friend
And Piers Morgan too
My love for them will never be tested
Until someone tells me something else
Someone told me the Bible
Isn't true and now I'm all upset
I don't know what to believe
So I'll read what's hot off the press
Now I read celebrity gossip
And I worship Brad and Ang'
I think maybe Jesus
Wasn't that good after all
So maybe the Bible
Isn't that good
After all