The Ill-Fitting Garibaldis - I Love The Bible, Sort Of lyrics

I love the Bible It tells me what I'm meant to believe And I go to church to sing and be happy The fact that the priest talks sh** Never puts me off Yeah, Jesus sounds like a good guy And all of his disciples too I love the Bible It's my favourite of all the books I don't like witchcraft and wizardry Unless it's Jesus Jesus is my best friend Better than all the rest And my love for him Will never be put to the test Someone told me the Bible Isn't true and now I'm all upset I don't know what to believe So I'll read what's hot off the press Now I read celebrity gossip And I worship Brad and Ang' I think maybe Jesus Wasn't that good at all So maybe the Bible Isn't that good After all I now like witchcraft and wizardry But not Jesus Christ Harry Potter is my best friend And Piers Morgan too My love for them will never be tested Until someone tells me something else Someone told me the Bible Isn't true and now I'm all upset I don't know what to believe So I'll read what's hot off the press Now I read celebrity gossip And I worship Brad and Ang' I think maybe Jesus Wasn't that good after all So maybe the Bible Isn't that good After all