[Dracula (Egoraptor):]
It was a dark and spooky Halloween night
When I, Dracula thought that I would invite
All of my freaky friends, who were there in a flash
To a big dance party - a Monster Bash!
Wolfman, Frankenstein, and Mummy were there
While Medusa fed some mice to the snakes in her hair
It was a groovy good time for a Vampire Bat
To fly out of his coffin and - wait, what was that?!
[Simon (Danny Sexbang):]
Tis I!
Never fear, Simon Belmont is here!
To destroy evil monsters, and all you hold dear!
I will end your cruel necromancing!
[Wolfman (Egoraptor):]
Actually... we were just dancing - GYAAAH!
[Simon:]
To hell demon beast, from whence you came
You're in Castlevania, this isn't a game
Now run away, free this land of its chains
As God is my witness, I shall see you all slain!
[Dracula:]
Later that night, we went back to my castle
Where we could dance in peace, and also never get ha**led
We had fun playing Twister on my queen-sized bed
The party was smaller 'cause Wolfman was dead!
At midnight I heard the Grim Reaper say
"I brought Guitar Hero, so who wants to play?"
It was Swampman on vocals, Nosferatu on ba**
Boy, you should have seen the silly funny look on his - OH GOD NO
[Simon:]
TIS I!
Never fear, Simon Belmont is here! (sh**!)
The power of Christ is infused in my spear!
I'll put an end to your horrible reign!
[Mummy (Egoraptor):]
But we're just playing Twister!
[Simon:]
I RIP OUT YOUR BRAIN! (Agh!)
I will restore the glory of light
with my whip and the crystals, I'll take back the night!
[Grim Reaper (Egoraptor):]
You knocked over the chips...! [whip noise] Augggh!
[Simon:]
Sound the d**h knell!
Medusa you she-b**h, I will see you in hell!
[Dracula:]
For the love of god, Simon, what the f** is your deal?!
[Simon:]
You don't invite me to your parties. Do you know how that feels?
[Dracula:]
Are you friggin' serious? You k**ed all my guests! Just 'cause you felt left out?!
[Simon:]
No!... Yes.
[Dracula:]
Well, monsters like me can still be your friend
Just stop bringing our lives to a god-awful end!
Now, since we are the only ones left alive
Let's play two-man Twister! Come on, give it a try!
[Both:]
Alright!
[Dracula (spoken):]
Right foot green... [axe noise] AHAHAUGHH!!!
[Simon (spoken):]
Sorry! Sorry, force of habit. Well, he is dead...
Looks like I have won at Twister!