Starbomb - Crasher-Vania lyrics

[Dracula (Egoraptor):] It was a dark and spooky Halloween night When I, Dracula thought that I would invite All of my freaky friends, who were there in a flash To a big dance party - a Monster Bash! Wolfman, Frankenstein, and Mummy were there While Medusa fed some mice to the snakes in her hair It was a groovy good time for a Vampire Bat To fly out of his coffin and - wait, what was that?! [Simon (Danny Sexbang):] Tis I! Never fear, Simon Belmont is here! To destroy evil monsters, and all you hold dear! I will end your cruel necromancing! [Wolfman (Egoraptor):] Actually... we were just dancing - GYAAAH! [Simon:] To hell demon beast, from whence you came You're in Castlevania, this isn't a game Now run away, free this land of its chains As God is my witness, I shall see you all slain! [Dracula:] Later that night, we went back to my castle Where we could dance in peace, and also never get ha**led We had fun playing Twister on my queen-sized bed The party was smaller 'cause Wolfman was dead! At midnight I heard the Grim Reaper say "I brought Guitar Hero, so who wants to play?" It was Swampman on vocals, Nosferatu on ba** Boy, you should have seen the silly funny look on his - OH GOD NO [Simon:] TIS I! Never fear, Simon Belmont is here! (sh**!) The power of Christ is infused in my spear! I'll put an end to your horrible reign! [Mummy (Egoraptor):] But we're just playing Twister! [Simon:] I RIP OUT YOUR BRAIN! (Agh!) I will restore the glory of light with my whip and the crystals, I'll take back the night! [Grim Reaper (Egoraptor):] You knocked over the chips...! [whip noise] Augggh! [Simon:] Sound the d**h knell! Medusa you she-b**h, I will see you in hell! [Dracula:] For the love of god, Simon, what the f** is your deal?! [Simon:] You don't invite me to your parties. Do you know how that feels? [Dracula:] Are you friggin' serious? You k**ed all my guests! Just 'cause you felt left out?! [Simon:] No!... Yes. [Dracula:] Well, monsters like me can still be your friend Just stop bringing our lives to a god-awful end! Now, since we are the only ones left alive Let's play two-man Twister! Come on, give it a try! [Both:] Alright! [Dracula (spoken):] Right foot green... [axe noise] AHAHAUGHH!!! [Simon (spoken):] Sorry! Sorry, force of habit. Well, he is dead... Looks like I have won at Twister!