Upstairs in the lodger's room
Stands Herr Issyvoo
Herr Issyvoo
I value you for the things you do
With your friend the rich baboon
You met him down at the zoo
With Bertie the heteros**ual
And the woman sailor
The anorexic
Who drinks as much schnapps as you do
My back is whale, my co*k is too
So middle-cla** my gimlet eyes are Prussian blue
I'm standing in
Herr Issyvoo
Upstairs in your lodger's room
Let's make thunder with our noses
And a red balloon
Herr Issyvoo
I poo-poo you
You're a clumsy fool
With your friend the heteros**ual Bertie
In the lodger's room
And the woman sailor
Who makes a fool of both of you
Herr Issyvoo
Upstairs in the lodger's room
Let's make thunder with our noses
And a red balloon