Momus - Issyvoo lyrics

Upstairs in the lodger's room Stands Herr Issyvoo Herr Issyvoo I value you for the things you do With your friend the rich baboon You met him down at the zoo With Bertie the heteros**ual And the woman sailor The anorexic Who drinks as much schnapps as you do My back is whale, my co*k is too So middle-cla** my gimlet eyes are Prussian blue I'm standing in Herr Issyvoo Upstairs in your lodger's room Let's make thunder with our noses And a red balloon Herr Issyvoo I poo-poo you You're a clumsy fool With your friend the heteros**ual Bertie In the lodger's room And the woman sailor Who makes a fool of both of you Herr Issyvoo Upstairs in the lodger's room Let's make thunder with our noses And a red balloon