Hi! My name is
My name is
Hi! My name is
My name is
Ahem
Can I have the attention of the cla**
for one second?
Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah, yeah, yeah!)
Wanna see me put Nine Inch knifes through each one of the queens eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah, yeah!)
Marry an old hag, and f** her up more than my life is? (Huh?)
My trains f**ing late, I'm trying to get my head straight
but I can't figure out which one of you I want to impregnate (Ummmm...)
And Dr. Drake said,
Uh-uhhh! 'So where
Well since age twelve, I've felt like Pissing people off
Cause I hung my brothers pants from the top window with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Katie Price
And kicked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of cheese and fall on my a**
faster than you, you b**h when you sit down too fast
C'mere b**h! (Jonny, wait a minute, that's a girl dog!)
I don't give a f**, God sent me to piss the world off!
Hi! My name is
My name is
Hi! My name is
My name is
My English teacher wanted to flunk me last week
Thanks a lot, next year I'll be one and a five
I poked her in the face with a pencil, chased her with the table
and stapled some nuts to one of her fingers (Owwwwwwww!)
Walked into a strip-club, I was under age duh
Flashed the bartender, then put the camera in the tip cup
Stupid transs**uals, thinking they
in a gay bar screaming at me:
About ninety percent of my life I was lied to
I
I told her I would find a fudge packer
Make a piss take of a record by one of those stupid blonde rappers (Oh f** you)
You know pigeons blow up when you give them rice from your hands
And all the girls scream like they
So I decided to ask a random guy for an autograph
(Dude, can I have your autograph?)
So he signed it:
Stop the tape! Michael wants a kid to play (Get him!)
Dr. Drake, don
I
I
(Huh yup!) Am I coming or going, look another fly
I don
All my life I
I ain
I go through more clothes than the incredible hulk
I trip when I walk, I
When I was little I would get so big I would grow tits
HE
I lay awake and hit myself in the head
I get some leather straps and tie teddies to my bed (Zzzzzip)
I
Oh, and by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah
Tell him I
Hi! My name is
My name is
Hi! My name is
My name is