(Tim reads this poem)
If I asked all the women of the world what it was to be a lesbian,
they would be silent, oh mother.
And yet, if I was to ask all the men (men is the derivative of womyn) in =
the
world what it was to be a lesbian,
they would talk their small dark and vicious minds for an eternity.
Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh co*k
Virile vulvic pole vaulter, creamy contorted control tower
penetrating the big fluffy clouds of all womyn.
Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh co*k
Ramrod frothing spring roll, dipping, dunking, drooping,
into the soy-sauce bowl of all sisters, to gain that sweet and sour pork =
Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh co*k
Siamese-eyed invader. Cake decorater, squidging, squirting, splodging,
the cheap white carbohydrates upon the womyns lemon-merangue sponge
Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh co*k
I reject thee, I reject thee, I reject thee...thrice
Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh co*k
Feculent fist thrust cruely inside the mother-earth, glove puppet.
Frontend-loader, mining, scraping, painting, defiling,
filling the unwilling velvet goldmine, with splodges and wet wads of =
baby
gravy
Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh co*k
Loathing laden ladel lavishing lumps of creamy,
airy white sauce upon the womyn's chicken maryland hairyland.
Oh male, you wish to f**k this body, you wish to f**k...it..now?
Well thou shalt not, thou shalt not, thou shalt not...thrice
Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh co*k
Furious frown invading the loving understanding vertical smile of all =
womyn
Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh co*k
Single headed dog, pissing on the fallopian tree
Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh co*k
Pink and purple pajero family wagon, driving around in the vulva =
cul-de-sac
You total s**ist ba*tard get out of our lives