Doug Anthony All Stars - Wimmin lyrics

(Tim reads this poem) If I asked all the women of the world what it was to be a lesbian, they would be silent, oh mother. And yet, if I was to ask all the men (men is the derivative of womyn) in = the world what it was to be a lesbian, they would talk their small dark and vicious minds for an eternity. Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh co*k Virile vulvic pole vaulter, creamy contorted control tower penetrating the big fluffy clouds of all womyn. Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh co*k Ramrod frothing spring roll, dipping, dunking, drooping, into the soy-sauce bowl of all sisters, to gain that sweet and sour pork = Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh co*k Siamese-eyed invader. Cake decorater, squidging, squirting, splodging, the cheap white carbohydrates upon the womyns lemon-merangue sponge Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh co*k I reject thee, I reject thee, I reject thee...thrice Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh co*k Feculent fist thrust cruely inside the mother-earth, glove puppet. Frontend-loader, mining, scraping, painting, defiling, filling the unwilling velvet goldmine, with splodges and wet wads of = baby gravy Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh co*k Loathing laden ladel lavishing lumps of creamy, airy white sauce upon the womyn's chicken maryland hairyland. Oh male, you wish to f**k this body, you wish to f**k...it..now? Well thou shalt not, thou shalt not, thou shalt not...thrice Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh co*k Furious frown invading the loving understanding vertical smile of all = womyn Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh co*k Single headed dog, pissing on the fallopian tree Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh co*k Pink and purple pajero family wagon, driving around in the vulva = cul-de-sac You total s**ist ba*tard get out of our lives