I tried in bed for half an hour
then i tried it in the shower
I stuck a paintbrush up my bum
dont know why i didn't come
i dont know why i didnt come
my bed is drenched in sweat
but i haven't shot my load yet
what's wrong with me?
I squeezed my prostate with my thumb
even then i didnt come
i found a picture of your mum
And that did the trick