Amateur Transplants - Well Man Clinic lyrics

I tried in bed for half an hour then i tried it in the shower I stuck a paintbrush up my bum dont know why i didn't come i dont know why i didnt come my bed is drenched in sweat but i haven't shot my load yet what's wrong with me? I squeezed my prostate with my thumb even then i didnt come i found a picture of your mum And that did the trick