Wings - Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey lyrics

We're so sorry, Uncle Albert We're so sorry if we caused you any pain We're so sorry, Uncle Albert But there's no one left at home, and I believe I'm gonna rain We're so sorry, but we haven't heard a thing all day We're so sorry, Uncle Albert But if anything should happen, we'll be sure to give a ring (human voice imitates telephone ringing) (distorted voice, as if heard over a telephone) We're so sorry, Uncle Albert But we haven't done a bloody thing all day We're so sorry, Uncle Albert But the kettle's on the boil, and we're so easily called away (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) Hands across the water, water Heads across the sky Hands across the water, water Heads across the sky Admiral Halsey notified me He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea I had another look and I had a cup of tea And bu*ter pie (A bu*ter pie?) The bu*ter wouldn't melt, so I put it in a pie Hands across the water, water Heads across the sky Hands across the water, water Heads across the sky Live a little, be a gypsy Get around (Get around) Get your feet up off the ground Live a little, get around Live a little, be a gypsy Get around (Get around) Get your feet up off the ground Live a little, get around Hands across the water, water Heads across the sky Hands across the water, water Heads across the sky