William Finn - Wedding Song lyrics

[SWEETHEART and GOLDBERG] Where's her goddamn husband? Where's the goddamn aisle? Always acting infantile That's one thing that makes him smile [MARVIN] I do not think that this will work I think we should've spoke before But today's too late I hate weddings [SWEETHEART and GOLDBERG] We love weddings [SWEETHEART] Is her veil on straight? [GOLDBERG] And is she drunk? [SWEETHEART] I hope so [GOLDBERG] Does he look at her? [SWEETHEART] Or look away? [GOLDBERG] I do not know the answer [WIFE] Will you be the man I've dreamt about? [GOLDBERG and SWEETHEART] Isn't this a perfect day?