William Finn - Another Miracle of Judaism (Falsettoland) lyrics

[JASON] Mr. God This is the first time I think we've spoken To explain how I feel I would like to offer a deal Am I being too abrupt? Or is that a stupid question? But, since all the stakes are upped Please consider my suggestion Do this for me And I'll get bar mitzvah'd In exchange for: Could you please make my friend get better? I am not naïve It won't be easy But if you could make my friend get better God That'd be the miracle of Judaism My dad would laugh My mom stop crying It would only take one man not dying My bar mitzvah will go Off without a blemish I will promise if you try to save him God That'd be the miracle of Judaism That'd be the miracle of Judaism