Willam - Read Her lyrics

[Verse 1] I wrote down adjectives and nouns Scribbled words and verbs And then shopped it around Sold it for sixty more thousand bucks than I have (What, like writing a book is hard?) And when you read it you will agree that it will lead you down A path so bad This game show fad Balls out, no double entendre (I know Entendre, she a b**h) [Pre-Chorus] I might just spill some tea About this dude who's on tv (I have no clue who you're talking about) This producer's dick is huge And I know because I tasted his splooge [Chorus] You tried to make me behave You shooshed and shushed all the fun away But f** you I'm not a Ru-girl who's some cliché In here, I'll make it clear Why I'm a superstar who will go far On my own s** my bone as I walk away [Hook] Oh, read her Oh, read all this alphanumerically Oh, read her Oh, your mess s**s less each and every page [Verse 2] You read here for some makeup tips And I won't omit how to pop your zits Your f**ed mug looks better with my book held right here I'll show you how you can steal a man Or cheat on exams and then pull some scams You need three D's to fill up your life (Dick, drag, d**) [Pre-Chorus] I'm just like Wikileaks But my dick's up in my a** cheeks Oh, and B-T-W You want to tuck? That's in chapter two (It's actually chapter 17) [Chorus] If some b**h tries to step to you Use your RBF as a countermove An RBF is conveniently defined back in the back of the book With all the words and what they mean Counter attack with my paperback Really beat that a** But leave good feedback, please On Amazon for the trahnz that wrote all this sh** In this god damn f**ing book [Hook] Read her Oh, read all this alphanumerically Oh, read her Oh, your mess s**s less each and every page [Outro] (Wanna come on my tits?) Read her... Read her... Read her... Read her... (Alright, cool)