Wild Willy Barrett - Return of Kong lyrics

As I was out walking late one night I turned the corner had a terrible fright And I fell to my knees and began to pray When a voice behind me began to say *Kong scat* (didn't understand a word he was sayin') Well I ran back home and I fell on the floor When I heard this knock knock knocking on my door So I opened the door and turned on my torch There I saw this thing was standing in the porch And he said *Kong scat* (think I'll have a cigarette) I said I guess you can't stay out there So I brought him a drink, pulled up a chair And he grabbed hold of me by the hair And I said is there something you can do for me, I said yeah He said yeah, and he said you can *Kong scat* And I said you don't mean *Kong scat* And he said no I mean I *Kong scat* I said that's OK I can do a *Kong scat* And I did *Kong scat to end*