Wild Man Fischer - Flaming Carrot Theme Song lyrics

{Verse} Faster than a speedster, more deadly than a spike They don't know where he comes from, but he got here on a bike He's not afraid of monsters, or sharks or killer knives To the good guys he looks funny, but still he saves their lives {Chorus} Flaming Carrot, Flaming Carrot, better watch behind your back The bad guys want to get you and they may be on your track Once there was a bad man, who tried to get his goat But the flaming carrot got him, and took him and took him by the throat Now the goat is very grateful and eats tin cans at the dump But if you dump on his new hero He'll bump you in the rump {Chorus} Flaming Carrot, Flaming Carrot, hero of the day The champion of justice, he lets the chips fall where they may