White Bob - Grandma Don't Be A Snitch lyrics

Intro: Some crazy sh**... White Bob up in this motherf**er like never before. I'm gonna tell it like it is for you motherf**ers... alright. Now let me tell you a little story that happened the other day, I went in my grandma's room she told me to go away I said listen grandma, I didn't say a word to you, You've taken too many prescription d** and you haven't a clue She said White Bob listen to me carefully, Don't lecture me on d** boy, you're as high as a tree I wouldn't mind, but it's the simple fact, I've heard you've been giving cannabis to my cat Look he takes the occasional puff, but he doesn't inhale, I'm calling the police she said to take you to jail It was at this point I left my grandma's room, Kinda worried about the crazy sh** she might do Chorus 1 Hey grandma... "yeah?" don't be a snitch "huh?" Don't dob me in "why?" cos i'm you're grandson... "yeah some grandson!" Hey grandma... "yeah?" don't gra** me up "what?" Don't phone the police "why?" cos I love you... "Yeah you're just saying that..." Back in my own room and I had the horn, Opened the dvd cabinet and got out the p**n It had been a stressful morning and my face was a frown, Needed a greasy wa*k just to calm me down Virtual s** with Jenna Jameson got my dick hard quick, Just imagining what that b**h could do to my dick I was wa*king in a total state of ecstacy, But remembered the curtain was open... someone might see I went to the window, dick still in my hand, f**, the police were outside they bought a transit van My grandma was with them, she pointed up at me, She said thats him there, and I think he's holding his willy Chorus 2 Hey grandma "yes?" why you being a snitch? I'm here holding my dick... that's pretty sick "ooh that's disgusting" Hey grandma "yes?" why'd you make that call? you played me like a fool, I thought we was cool (yes I did) I couldn't believe my grandma had been such a snitch, I put my co*k back in my pants and made a run for it Went out the back heading for the garden gate, But the police had me surrounded, they said you're nicked mate I said I never gave any wacky backy to her cat, They said there's the indecent exposure, we'll do you for that Into the van I went much to my grandma's delight She said let's see how you like it in a prison cell for the night