Weird Al Yankovic - Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung lyrics

I visit mr. frump in the hospital I see him most every day And when i see mr. frump in his iron lung This is what i hear him say (deep breathing) Y'know, mr. frump is my very best friend He's never a chump or a tease He never tells me lies, and best of all He never disagrees I bring him candy and flowers every afternoon Sit down by his side and say "hi" And then i ask him his opinion of the world situation And i wait for mr. frump's reply, and mr. frump would say (deep breathing) Well, unfortunately, soon it came to be Mr. frump's dying day And now i bring to you the very last thing That mr. frump had to say.... (deep breathing, that fades and dies off) Amen