Weird Al Yankovic - Buy Me A Condo lyrics

Gonna buy me a condo Gonna buy me a Cuisinart Get a wall to wall carpeting Get a wallet full o' credit cards I gonna buy me a condo Never have to mow de lawn I gonna get me da T-shirt Wit' de alligator on Used to live in Jamaica But I don't live dere no more Had to change me lifestyle Do t'ings I never done before So now I'm just a lonely Rastaman Living in dis American town Gonna sell me Bob Marley records Gonna get me some Jackson Browne Gonna buy me a condo Gonna buy me a Cuisinart Get a wall to wall carpeting Get a wallet full o' credit cards I gonna buy me a condo Never have to mow de lawn I gonna get me da T-shirt Wit' de alligator on Gonna cut off me dreadlocks T'row away all me ganja I'll have a Tupperware party Maybe join me a health spa I'll get a bowl of plastic fruits And a microwave oven, too Then I'll have the neighbors Over for a weenie barbecue Gonna buy me a condo Gonna buy me a Cuisinart Get a wall to wall carpeting Get a wallet full o' credit cards I gonna buy me a condo Never have to mow de lawn I gonna get a funny little T-shirt Wit' de alligator on Ain't gonna work in de field no more Gonna be Amway distributor Ain't gonna work in de field no more, no, no Gonna be Amway distributor Ja (Ja, ja, ja, life is so very hard) I need a, Ja (Ja, ja, ja jacuzzi in me back yard) I Gonna buy me a condo Gonna buy me a Cuisinart Get a wall to wall carpeting Get a wallet full o' credit cards I gonna buy me a condo Never have to mow de lawn I get da T-shirt Wit' de alligator on (What'd you say?) Gonna buy me a condo Gonna buy me a Cuisinart Get a wall to wall carpeting Get a wallet full o' credit cards I gonna buy me a condo Never have to mow de lawn I gonna get me da T-shirt Wit' de alligator on (What'd you say?) I Gonna buy me a condo Gonna buy me a Cuisinart Get a wall to wall carpeting Get a wallet full o' credit cards I gonna buy me a condo Never have to mow de lawn I gonna get me da T-shirt Wit' de alligator on