Weird Al Yankovic - Since You've Been Gone - Live lyrics

Since you've been gone Well i feel like i've been chewing on tinfoil Since you been gone It's like i got a great big mouthful of cod-liver oil Well, i'm feeling like i stuck my hand inside a blender and turned it on You know i've been in a bundle of pain Since you've been gone (well, since you've been gone, since you've been gone) I couldn't feel worse if you dropped a 2 ton bowling ball on my toes (since you've been gone) It couldn't hurt any more if you shoved a red hot cactus up my nose Since you've been gone Well, it feels like i'm gettin' tetan*s shots every day Since you've been gone It's like i got an ice cream panic that won't go away Ever since the day you left me I've been so miserable my dear I feel almost as bad as i did When you were still here