Wedding Present - Shatner lyrics

Wear something bright & turn away Imagine girls behaving in that way Why don't you pack your bags & leave? Look here's another bruise I didn't see You can't say "it doesn't really matter" This isn't t.v., he isn't William Shatner Oh I've told you before These days you look so pale & thin Wave down a bus & let's be rid of him You've spent this night beside you t.v. set Remember when you used to laugh at it You laughed a bit You can't say "it doesn't really matter" This isn't t.v., he isn't William Shatner Oh I've told you before You can't say "it doesn't really matter" This isn't t.v., he isn't William Shatner