Wayne Kirkpatrick - God, I Hate Shakespeare (Reprise) lyrics

[Chorus 1] God, I hate Shakespeare But when I sit and really Contemplate Shakespeare I guess I hate the fact that He is everything I ever Dreamed that I could be I mostly hate the way he makes me Feel about... me [Spoken] Cause the truth is [Chorus 2] It wouldn't be that Bad to be Shakespeare In fact, I'd give my left Nad to be Shakespeare If I could only have One tiny little smidgen Of his notoriety It would relieve me of the pressures Of responsibility [Outro] I've gotta make it happen Gotta find that pot of gold If there was just some way to know Just what the future... holds [Spoken] What the future holds!