Waste Of Aces - Maggie Magill lyrics

[Chorus] Maggie Magill, Maggie Magill She's got forty acres and a house on the hill She died in last September But she's living there still Has anybody seen the ghost of Maggie Magill? [Verse 1] Well she's got no living relative and they couldn't find a will The bank that tried to sell the house of Maggie Magill They put it on the market but they couldn't make a sale Cause every time you're in the house Oh Maggie starts to wail [Chorus] Maggie Magill, Maggie Magill She's got forty acres and a house on the hill She died in last September But she's living there still Has anybody seen the ghost of Maggie Magill? [Verse 2] So the bank they called a medium A spiritual du jour But she got a pounding headache When she stepped in the door She heard an awful moaning, like an animal in pain The minute she stepped in well she stepped right out again! [Chorus] Maggie Magill, Maggie Magill She's got forty acres and a house on the hill She died in last September But she's living there still Has anybody seen the ghost of Maggie Magill? [Verse 3] So the bank called an exorcist With cloth, book and cross He said an incantation, telling Maggie to "get lost" But ol' Maggie started howling And the room grew d**hly cold They never saw the priest again or so I'm told [Chorus] Maggie Magill, Maggie Magill She's got forty acres and a house on the hill She died in last September But she's living there still Has anybody seen the ghost of Maggie Magill? [Verse 4] So if you're down in Maggie And you're pa**ing by the hill You hear an awful wailing And you feel a sudden chill Just keep your feet'a moving and turn your step away Cause if you go to Maggie's, well you're going there to stay! [Chorus] Maggie Magill, Maggie Magill She's got forty acres and a house on the hill She died in last September But she's living there still Has anybody seen the ghost of Maggie Magill?!