UBZ - We'll Nerf That lyrics

[Chorus] Drygores We'll nerf that! Warbands We'll nerf that! Effigies We'll nerf that! Soul Split We'll nerf that! God Wars We'll nerf that! Drop rates We'll nerf that! If it's too good We'll nerf that! 'Til it's no good We'll nerf that! [Regicidal - Verse] Why not just keep it that way? Why not listen to what we say? We're tired of buying items That have their stats altered the next day We need a survey to display All the updates we should play Remember when you trained range with chins? Well now they all just get thrown away Overloads We'll nerf that Runespan nodes We'll nerf that Even though I love the EoC You went ahead and nerfed the combat Just look at all these prices All the armor drops then rises You go ahead and buy full torva Lose your bank, no surprises This suffices, damn I guess Thought we were tryna make progress Why did you update the charm sprites When we need new sk**s and more new quests Oh, that's your best? Come on confess You guys are under a lot of stress How about we get less updates each month But the ones you release you first test We're in pyre need of less greed This is our year, that's what I read Promised less random updates But what the f** is a pet tumbleweed? Youbleedred like d**hmatch You see red like Bilrach How come after every update There's 20 new things that need a patch? Dispatch all of your new thoughts Let's first take care of the bots Fill some of the gaps, armor and land And then revamp all of the pots Lots feel the same way I do The reason why they play the old school I'm trying to make it logical But they'd probably nerf me to! [Chorus] Drygores We'll nerf that! Warbands We'll nerf that! Effigies We'll nerf that! Soul Split We'll nerf that! God Wars We'll nerf that! Drop rates We'll nerf that! If it's too good We'll nerf that! 'Til it's no good We'll nerf that! [Ubs - Verse] Can't buy a couple dry's Without losin' like half my bank Watch their numbers pull an hero With themselves the one's to thank Nobody wants a game unstable Patches worse than the third Fable Like i'm eating Rocktail dinner While they're pissin' on the table Solomon's the only employee that seems to care 'Cause all the content he's been snarin' Is the only sh** that's there A nerf to this, a nerf to that There's almost nothin' to be spared Show your spin sales to the board 'Cause nothin' really quite compares Motivation cessation, the causation of frustation A mutation of narration in player negotiation And it doesn't take an Einstein to come to my calculation f** the year of the player It's the one of 'gex vacation [Chorus] Drygores We'll nerf that! Warbands We'll nerf that! Effigies We'll nerf that! Soul Split We'll nerf that! God Wars We'll nerf that! Drop rates We'll nerf that! If it's too good We'll nerf that! 'Til it's no good We'll nerf that!