Turbo T. Double - Mullingar Double lyrics

What's the story? tell me what's the story? What's the brief? what's the craic? what is that? Is it for me!? I don't really care, I don't wait, I just take it Let's just get this clear, I don't fake it till I make it... Because I'm already here, dummy How you think I'm up in Ireland with Elliott and Eddie Beer? Sippin' beer, Bulmers Cider, some Guinness, and then some whiskey At a trippy house party getting jiggy I'm with Ziggy and I'm thinking... I'll never beat the Irish when it comes to drinking.. These were my thoughts as my eyelids started sinking.. Shorty was thinking I'm a singer so I'm trickin' off.. But all me gots me middle finger for these chicks and moths...alright? Ya'll play too many games Man there's way too many planes so I'm on another flight - to Paris Where there is less chance they're gonna play We speak body language I'm like " do you speak English? " If not then it's ok I'm the one that she fancy, bruh She sick bruh, she was thicker than Chansey.. Walking in the rain like a lame wa*ker, silly knacker These are just the things that I can't be... I'm in a bar up in Mullingar going hard, I don't have no cash charge it to my card.. Oh, I don't have my card, better call the Garda I gave my money to Mohammed that's my Irish barber.. I stayed with Dave and Andy was the DJ I was on stage with at my 1st European show at the Grand Social It was very special I'm forever grateful If you made it there it's something that we can share It's something that we can share Practically my whole career (i'm not a biter I'm a writer) I am the Original Lad, I son rappers, I am the Original Dad... Don't wake Daddy, Turbo WEST COAST chillin' in the Caddy..