Trooper - $100,000.00 lyrics

Hello Operator, get me Ottawa on the line They've got lots of money there Make the call collect this time Well let's find me a millionaire Who'll send me 'bout a hundred grand Well, I'm a little short of cash I could sure use a helping hand Send it to me right away You could make it C.O.D. Well, I don't mind as long as all the cash involved is comin' to me If you wanna send me more, I could always use a bigger pile But $100,000 should hold me for a little while A hundred thousand dollars A hundred thousand dollars A hundred thousand dollars Should hold me for a little while Well, I don't wanna be greedy but we're livin' in a very hard time And if I don't get some money I'll be forced to lead a life of crime I haven't worked it out exactly but I think a hundred grand will do It outta do the job, give or take a buck or two A hundred thousand dollars A hundred thousand dollars A hundred thousand dollars Give or take a buck or two A buck or two A hundred thousand dollars A hundred thousand dollars A hundred thousand dollars Should hold me for a little while Hello Operator, get me Ottawa on the line They've got lots of money there Make the call collect this time Well, let's find me a millionaire Who'll send me 'bout a hundred grand Well, I'm a little short of cash I could sure use a helping hand A hundred thousand dollars ... Two hundred thousand dollars Five hundred thousand dollars Should hold me for a little while