Tripod - Madonna Does Shakespeare lyrics

One, two, three, four-sooth! That's one! Do you believe in love? Well, Willie Shakespeare had something to say about it. And it goes something like this: I worked hard to be a star, Who do these young folks think they are? If Nicole Kidman can sing, I can do Shakespeare. I can see myself standing on a battlement, Wearing a... conical bra. Eight muscle men surround me as I descend the stairs, And play Henry IV. And when I read the morning news, And when I read the morning news, My show will open to... reviews. I worked hard to be a star, Who do these young folks think they are? If Nicole Kidman can sing, I can do Shakespeare. Then I'll break new ground - the first white female, To play... the role of Othello. I could add a plot point involving an antique shotgun, And a diamond heist. Full of co*kneys for effect, Full of co*kneys for effect, Just so my husband can direct. Oh, Guy, will you direct my play for me? You'll be perfect for the bard-man. As long as it involves an antique shotgun, And Vinnie Jones as a hard man. We'll be laughing all the way to the Banquo... I could make a book of nudie pictures of myself, As all the various characters. Picture Macbeth hitchhiking, with a dagger in one hand, And his arse in the other. A documentary, just for truth, A documentary, just for truth, And now I have to say "forsooth". I worked hard to be a star, (In the background) Forsooth... forsooth... forsooth... forsooth.. Who do these young folks think they are? Forsooth... forsooth... If Nicole Kidman can sing, Forsooth... forsooth... that's eleven. I can do Shakespeare. One, two, three, four-sooth...