Tripod - Xmas Song lyrics

I'm lighting a candle, as I'm looking through my window To the town square, the snow covered streets are lonely and bare Yeah The town Christmas tree, winks mockingly at me Cause I should be spending Christmas with you I wrapped my last gift and put the cellatape away Checked the answering machine And in the distance, a choir sings Aaaaahhh About the joy that Christmas brings And it's making me feel blue Cause I should be spending Christmas with you But it breaks my heart that that's the place I just can't be Cause I hate your family The day I met you I knew you could get me through When we're alone, my world is complete, you're all that I need But when your family call They sh** me up the wall Spending time with them just makes my brain bleed And it's making me feel blue Cause I should be spending Christmas with you But I'd rather string my nuts up to a Christmas tree Cause I hate your family The night I first met them The dog was drunk And your father threatened me with a knife Your sister showed me Her collection of eels And what she did then will stay with me for life And it's making me feel blue Cause I should be spending Christmas with you But I'd rather drink a tumbler full of walrus wee Cause I hate your family With your brother doing dick tricks at the table I can't believe your mum asked me to play spin the bottle Yeah I'd rather be enclosed in a box of k**er bees Yeah I'd rather be attacked by giant chimpazees Yeah I'd rather wear a suit designed by Jenny Keye Your mum is dumb And your dad is mad And that's why I'm so sad