Tribe One - The Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe from A-Z lyrics

[Intro] (now it's time for our wrap up Let's give it everything we've got Ready? begin) [Tribe One] Avengers a**emble and accumulate accomplishments And aren't anywhere as awesome as The Age of Apocalypse Beta Ray Bill brings the boom to the blacktop But the best bounding into battle is Batroc Clearly, Cable carries cannons in his coat And Colossus could crush a car like a Coke can Doctor Doom's droids double as decoys Devil Dinosaur damages and destroys Elektra is an espionage expert Easily without even exerting effort The Fantastic Four flew to the far side of the moon Fighting for the future facing Fin Fang Foom Galactus gathers galaxies in his guts So the good guys gotta get along and gang up Hercules hits hard; Hulk hits hardest Hella headshots; Hawkeye hits targets Iron Man's armor is instantly iconic Isn't it ironic that it isn't iron on it? Juggernaut juggled Jean Grey and Jubilee Then Jay Jonah Jameson joined the jamboree Kraven k**ed and kept keepsakes from the bodies Kingpin knows kung fu and karate Luke Cage is a local living legend And Logan lectures young listeners learning lessons Matt Murdock was unmasked in the media Machine Man memorized most of Wikipedia New Warriors, Night Thrasher Namorita, Nova nobody notices now the 90s are over Otto Octavius ousted from Oscorp Operated by the one and only Norman Osborn Punisher packs a piece and pursues evil Peter Parker's powers are used to protect people Quentin Quire questions authority Quicksilver's status quo is quipping and quarreling Readership is ready for Rom to resume With Richard Ryder, Ronan and Rocket Raccoon She-Hulk sometimes speaks to the screen Suddenly Steven Strange is a sorceror supreme Thugs get thumped when The Thing tells time Thor turned into a toad and got tongue tied Ultron's urgent urge to usurp Is unparalleled in the Ultimate Universe Voltag's vacuumous void is voracious Various villainous versions of Venom are vanquished When Wolverine was Weapon X he went after Wendigo wandering the wilderness X-Men, X-Force, X-Factor Exiles, X-Statix, Excalibur The Young Avengers were yesterday's youth Yellow Jacket yells at the year's new recruits Zany Arnim Zola Zap [?] and Zeemos[?] Zoom in the negative zone less than zero With a zillion zealous Marvel Zombies Hahahahahahahahaha (Good, can you say it faster?) No