Trevor Moore - Bullies lyrics

I saw a story 'bout a girl, not even twenty-eight She was bullied by some trolls just for being different And as I read I wondered how much further we'd be along If all society's bullies just disappeared and were gone It's not okay to say that someone is different from us all Assuming we are right and big, and that they are wrong and small There's no excuse to make this poor girl feel she's off the plan Even if she self-identifies as a... Wolf? Are you f**ing kidding me? A God damn wolf? That's who this stupid kid thinks she is? Thank God I kept on reading, can't believe I almost retweeted this You're not a martyr or a victim, just an attention who*e Making a mockery of legit social movements from before You're literally crying wolf while kids out there are getting disowned for being gay So don't claim discrimination cause you know damn well it's not the same In fact, I take back what I said, who knows where we would be today Or what other crap these coddled kids would come up with if the bullies go away [Hook] If the bullies go away If the bullies go away If the bullies go away Life's in the ecosystem At least, that's what they say You gotta think about what happens When you take one piece away If the bullies go away If the bullies go away If the bullies go away If the bullies go away Life is an ecosystem At least, that's what they say You gotta think about what happens when you take one piece away And when we cracked down on the bullies Perhaps we just went too far Cause with nothing but encouragement These kids don't even know what they are That one thinks that she's a vampire This one thinks that he's a wolf This one's got a pony toy and jerking off onto its hooves This one bought a pillow printed with an anime cartoon He's bringing it to family functions saying that it's his waifu This one self-identifies as the planet Mercury She's a genderfluid otherkin who's proud that she's obese Reality's a trigger word, so we're quickly losing touch We need some kids to have the balls to say you all are f**ing nuts Look, you're not animal no matter how you f**ing feel Vampires and werewolves are not even f**ing real Bullies, you need to right the ship, put us back on proper course You need to come back and restore some balance to the force That's a Star Wars quote I used, please make fun of me for that Say my songs are never funny and I'm looking old and fat You still got it all within you, you just have to believe So dust yourself off, get on out there and give some kids swirlies Shove 'em into lockers, give 'em wedgies, you do what you do Haters gonna hate, and for that we depend on you Our skin is getting thinner each and every single day And there'll be nobody left to guide us back if all the bullies go away [Hook, Trevor speaking] That's right, bullies Never stop believing in yourself Don't let anybody try and change who you are You are necessary You matter So the next time Someone tries to tell you not to make fun of someone who's being a total weirdo Just think of this song