Transit - I'm So Indie lyrics

[Intro] Can you believe Transit? I mean I used to like him back when no one else did Ya, before he made a song with Jann Arden! Jann's so un-indie! So many people know who she is! And that Geeze guy, from Natural Ensemble, I heard that he's not even ever seen Amelie Shh! here they come! [Verse 1: Transit] I'm so indie I eat organic poptarts And hang out daily with the local rockstars I got HD Wrap arounds, stole em from my Grandma's house They call me Asian cuz I always have my camera out Me and my crew walk around smelling sharpie fumes And I live off the popcorn at the Marquee Room See I'm an artsy dude, and we just laugh at those stay strapped like car-seat crews Indie is the term to let em know that we're not idiot Richy-rich city slicks making poppy kiddy hits! So as long as this 59 Fifty fits, Imma be an indie kid Peace out to Ricky Smitts [Hook] I'm so indie I don't wear plaid anymore Say rad anymore, like that band anymore Cuz I'm too indie to be like that anymore You can find me at the vinyl at the second hand store [Verse 2: Geeze] I wear the tightest jeans around or at least I try to Everyone does things different but not quite the way I do I dropped out of ACAD and flunked my final Told em not to throw it out though but instead recycle I don't eat meat unless it comes with a toy and a happy meal Gotta sweater vest with a horse on it from Value Vill Most people walking, So you'll notice I'm just standing Not conforming to these non-conformist people acting real fake Acting like they're so trend-less but yo I'll end this I gotta vinyl collection that's endless And I watch movies from David Lynch that make no sense It's better to wear gla**es that have no lenses And I, can't play my acoustic guitar, but I'm down to learn Got 12 pictures on it for every month on my calendar I show off new bands to my friends like I'm that bands manager Bought a book on how to read a book, from Urban Outfitters I can't grow a mustache so I drew one on my finger And hold it under my nose every time someone takes a picture People get me mixed up with what's considered hipster But I'm way too indie for that! Yo go figure! [Hook] [Verse 3: Transit] Climb with me, to the top of the indie hierarchy Where we listen to Wu-Tang for irony On our bikes with our snapbacks and pirate tees Come and fly with me Cutie is my target objective at Market Collective She's smart/introspective and check out those specs kid! I mean like, are those even prescription? You look like Larry King Mixed with a vixen I like dubstep and Aha Shake Heartbreak But hate Only By The Night that's so played! So played like my Gameboy played With my knock off green and black Wayfarer shades I love foreign films, Lauryn Hill, scoring deals on pork-less meals Retweets Green Peace and my friend's recording deal I love my mustache, bus pa**, corny little love raps I'm so indie I thought you knew that! [Hook] [Outro] Girl 1: Wearing lenses in your gla**es is so over! Girl 2: I stopped shopping at Value Village, now I just steal off the coat racks at the Senior's home! Girl 1: Everyone eats salad, I eat gra**, like a sheep. Except I'm not a sheep... You're all sheep!