Trainwreck [US] - J.B. Shredman lyrics

This next song's a barn-burnin' bu*ton-ruster A-featurin' a guitar player called John Bartholomew Shredman Hang on to your hats, ‘cause it goes something like this! John Bartholomew Shredman Come on and shred me all night long, awww! John Bartholomew Shredman Come on and shred me all night long With his song Before the night is over He'll be shreddin' me with his schlong And ladies, it's long! Shred! Shred! Oh yeah - Like it! Wow! Chicken pick! Watch Boy Johnny dance y'all Check out his crazy antics nigh Ow! Watch Boy Johnny dance y'all Check out his crazy antics nigh He ain't shy His preference is a mystery So watch out every fan tonight Come on Boy Johnny, play the ba**! Walk it! Shouldn't really be a solo instrument though S'pretty good Who-hoah yeah! That's good! Dallas St. Bernard, yeah He can really play those skins Ohhh, Dallas St. Bernard, yeah He can really play those skins He's gonna play a drum solo Check out his drum solo now! C'mon Dallas! Drop some bombs - go! Oh! You play triplets? Triplets?! Ow! Man, was that triplets? What Darryl? Washboard solo now! And - go! How does he do that! Polyrhythms?! Take lessons?! From Darryl! Wait, what about me? I gotta take a solo I guess I'll use my voice - as an instrument Skibidoo ska, skibidoo ska Ska ska ska ska skibidoo skibidoo scat! Awww, scat! Solo scat! That's right it's scat! Skibidoo ska skat skat don diddle-ooo booo diddle-oo diddle-oo dibo bao Ohhhhh, diddle-oo bo do skiddle-do skidd-oh This is how we end the song with this stupid riff Uh-oh, sounds like someone's got the blues Oh, wait a minute Oh, cla**ico domingo