Trainwreck [US] - Brodeo lyrics

Whoo! It's time to party! We got chips We got dip We shoot, and we pound, beer bong, but never sip We got ice Frosty beers And if you're lookin' for girls, you're likely not to find ‘em here And when the brodeo begins We'll be hangin' with our friends All of whom are men And when the broverload occurs We can all take off our shirts And wrestle in the dirt Spirits soar! We really scored We got Jean-Claude Van Damme as our elected broverlord Holdin' mands Takin' stands We'll sing our manthem all across the lands And when the brodeo begins We'll be hangin' with our friends All of whom are men And the broverload will sustain With beer pong and table games Unless you're lame Hey, who wants to jump in the pool? I'll be the first C'mon everyone, take off your shirts! Whoo! I love you bros, I love you! We will always be bros And someday we'll have some hoes And God only knows No matter where he goes, a cold wind bros