Traditional - Umpa, Umpa (Stick It Up Your Jumper) lyrics

[Intro] Umpa (stick it up your jumper) Umpa (stick it up your jumper) Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la A jumper or a jersey when we're shopping is preferred For parcels you can't lick them, for up there you can stick them It's quite become a fashion and a slogan we have heard Last winter we were visiting, and this is what occurred 'Twas Christmas Day at the workhouse and you know how kind they are Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la The master said "I greet you all!" The inmates answered "nah" Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la The grub was drub, the meat was tough, the spuds had eyes like prongs They said they were King Edwards but they looked more like King Kong's The master said "this pud is good" and a pauper shouted "ah!" Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la [Verse 2] When [?] gave his wife a little present she said "ah" Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la She said "you know what you can do With this ugly chocolate bar" Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la You little worm, I'll make you squirm, and when it's time for bed I'll talk, I will, to you until you wish that you were dead And when you want to kiss me and call me your evening star Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la [Musical Break] [Verse 3] [?] Sheik of Araby and your wife, he said "nah" Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la He said "she's fat and her face is like a mustard pickle jar" Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la The sheik said "bring me a gay young thing, a ditzy blonde will do," "I'm eighty-five, she'll make me think I'm only twenty two" "You brought me a fat old hen, when I wanted a hot mama" Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la [Verse 4] The nut was in his baby car and doing the la-di-da Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la The girl said "what? Take me for a ride? No sir, you go too far!" Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la "Oh dear, tut tut," said the saucy nut, "we won't go far, I'm sure" The girl said "nix, I've heard those tricks, and I've walked home before" "And Romeo, if you want to know where you can park your car" Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la Tra-la!