Trace Adkins - Hell, I Can Do That lyrics

I was flippin' through the channels A lazy Sunday afternoon Caught the race in Talladega Comin' 'round lap 22 When the fella in the blue car Gave a red car a little tap Then the rainbow colors Went flippin' down the track In what that announcer called A spectacular crash And I thought Well, hell, I can do that What's the big deal? Hit a wall in a ball of fire Requires no steel A hundred thousand fans Screamin' in the stands He gets a bag full of cash Drivin' circles and crash Hell, I can do that While they were under caution I switched it back to the football game My team was losin' Coach was hangin' his head in shame Then they gave 30 to the football And he hit the hole fast 'Tween him and the goal line Was nothin' but the gra** And he tripped on his own two feet Fell flat on his back And I said Oh, hell, I can do that Man, what's the big deal? If I only wanted A stumblin', fumblin' sk**s A hundred thousand fans Screamin' in the stands He gets a bag full of cash And sit out the second half Hell, I can do that Well, I must have dozed off I woke up with my baby next to me Remote in her hand Tears in her eyes from a movie A romantic comedy Starring Matthew McConaughey Oh, hell, baby I can do that I don't see the big deal Kiss a girl, save the world And the monster ain't even real He just takes off his shirt Stuntman does the work He gets a boat load of cash For a quick shot of his a** Hell, I can do that Might need to wax my back But, hell, I can do that