Trace Adkins - Honky Tonk Badonkadonk (Album Version) lyrics

Turn it up son Alright boys, this is her favorite song, you know that, right? So if we play it good and loud she might get up and dance again Aw she's pretty good now Here she comes, here she comes Left, left, left-right-left Hustlers shootin' eight ball Throwin' darts at the walls Feeling damn near ten feet tall Here she comes Lord help us all Old TW's girlfriend done slapped him out his chair Poor old boy it ain't his fault it's so hard not to stare at that Honky tonk badonkadonk Keepin' perfect rhythm make you want to swing along Got it goin' on like Donkey Kong And ooh well shut my mouth, slap your grandma There ought to be a law, get the sheriff on the phone Lord have mercy how'd she even get them britches on With that honky tonk badonkadonk, Aww, son Now honey you can't blame her for what her mama gave her It ain't right to hate her for working that moneymaker Band shuts down at two but we're hanging out 'til three We hate to see her go but love to watch her leave with that Honky tonk badonkadonk Keepin' perfect rhythm make you want to swing along Got it goin' on like Donkey Kong And ooh well shut my mouth, slap your grandma There ought to be a law, get the sheriff on the phone Lord have mercy how'd she even get them britches on With that honky tonk badonkadonk, Aww, son Oh that's what I'm talkin' 'bout right there We don't care about the drinkin', barely listen to band Our hands they start to shakin' when she gets the urge to dance Drivin' everybody crazy you think you fell in love Boys you better keep your distance, you can look but you can't touch Honky tonk badonkadonk Keepin' perfect rhythm make you want to swing along Got it goin' on like Donkey Kong And ooh well shut my mouth, slap your grandma There ought to be a law, get the sheriff on the phone Lord have mercy how'd she even get them britches on With that honky tonk badonkadonk, That honky tonk badonkadonk That's it right there boys That's why we do what we do It ain't for the money, it ain't for the glory It ain't for the free whiskey It's for the badonkadonk