Too Much Joy - Long Haired Guys From England lyrics

All the girls in the music biz Have credit cards they subscribe to "Ms." And they only want to f** Long haired guys from England From England There's this girl at my record company I dig her but she doesn't like me I met her boyfriend the other night He had a pony tail and he didn't talk right He was a long haired guy from England Long haired guy from United Kingdom Long haired guy from England Long haired guy from United Kingdom All the girls in this here bar Will treat you like you're a star Don't get excited, it's just luck They'll ignore you if the guy from The Cult shows up 'Cause he's a long haired guy from England Long haired guy from United Kingdom Long haired guy from England Long haired guy from United Kingdom Like the guy from Midnight Oil Except that he's bald and he's from Australia But it's sort of the same concept I'm getting on an aeroplane Going someplace where the girls are sane I bet in London I could get a date 'Cause I'm a short haired guy from the United States I'm not a long haired guy from England Long haired guy from United Kingdom Long haired guy from England Long haired guy from United Kingdom That's the end of this here song It's about as short as my hair is long I'm getting on my motorbike Going someplace where the girls don't like Long haired guys from England Long haired guys from United Kingdom Long haired guys from England Long haired guys from United Kingdom Long haired guys from England Long haired guys from England Long haired guys from England Long haired guys from United Kingdom