Too Much Joy - Secret Handshake lyrics

Jumping up and down on the public transportation Moses in a dress is addressing the nation I got plans for the man I got the fire inside Walking down Wall Street, raining businessmen Hand some money to a cop 'cause policemen are your friends Searching for the Buddha underneath the apple tree Who knows the words of wisdom and speaks them unto me Maybe you think it's funny I'm one of those crash test dummies Let me tell you I got business going on Gimme ten grand or two tens I spend it all on my friends Babe, my secret handshake is my song Sitting in the park it's a perfect sunny day Even stupid pigeons sort of look OK Old lady in a car, she makes a big mistake Steps on the gas thinking it's the brake Happened very fast right before my very eyes But it didn't make any sense 'til I watched the news at five Somewhere in Montana there's someone who understands Although we've never met, right now we're shaking hands Maybe you think it's funny I'm one of those crash test dummies Let me tell you I got business going on Gimme ten grand or two tens Spend it all on my friends Babe, my secret handshake is my song Downtown in a gallery there was free food and wine Big thoughts hung from the walls, some of them were mine An usher said "No pointing" but he did not have a gun And everybody cheered when the cardinal k**ed his son If anything is art that someone pays you for Then I have met Pica**o, mistook him for a who*e Hate the corporate world but I shop there when I must This is the secret handshake that means you're one of us Maybe you think it's funny I'm one of those crash test dummies Let me tell you I got business going on Gimme ten grand or two tens Spend it all on my friends Babe, my secret handshake is my song Maybe you think it's funny I'm one of those crash test dummies Let me tell you I got business going on If you've got ten grand or just two tens Then spend it all on your friends Then you can't get this secret handshake wrong