Too Bad Eugene - Punk For Dummies lyrics

Well you saw a couple shows and you gathered what you know About the punk rock paradigm All you really know is you have to throw a fit and whine So you wrote a bunch of songs that are 30 seconds long And complain about everything This story's very common and it's getting a bit too annoying Is your life really all that oppressive Or are you just fitting the mold Use your mind to make your own opinions Don't cling to everything you're told Well you've gotten all punk rock so you're hating all the jocks Parents, teachers, and Rush Limbaugh Your favorite thing in life is go out at night and break the law You sewed on a couple spikes, learned to sing like Fat Mike And your thinking about turning vegan I've got so many problems with you I just don't know where to begin Do you really feel you've lost your freedoms To politicians you can't see You've got for more ulterior reasons For your newfound identity Please allow me to be frank, your charade is pretty rank You just do it cause you wanna fit in In my opinion being fake is one of the ost evil sins Take a good look at your life, is it filled with so much strife Or is that part of your punk rock style Just an inch or two of honesty can stretch about a million miles